
Does anybody know what this thing is?
A. Whisk for beating light flour batters
B. A Head Masseuse
C. Used for lighting on the Christmas Tree
D. A form of sex tool
ANSWER: B. A Head Masseuse
Believe it or not this contraption is a head massaging mechanism that totally relaxes your mind.
When I first saw this in my home, I was baking a cake and I was looking for my stainless whisks all over the kitchen but I couldn't find it. So I thought of going through the dining area of the house, I saw this thing on top of the table, well without complaining to the domestic helper about the tips of the whisk, I grabbed it and used it. Due to the delicate aeration of my cake mixture I was desperate to use any whisk that could get the job done.
My wonderful woman came to the kitchen moments later and asked me if I saw her head masseuse. I nodded with disregard and then changed the subject for her to taste the froth icing in one of the bowls that I finely whisked.
"MMMmmmm.. Yummy...", she said
Then when looking towards the stainless bowl she glanced at the copper handle that protruded amongst the chocolate caramel froth icing.
She then reached over the handle then lifting it from its place. She glanced at me then began laughing.
I was at a sigh and looked at her funny that she would pose at me holding a whisk and laughing at me.
I thought to myself if I ever gave the mixture an accidental dose of prozac or too much stimulants with the African cocoa ingredient that I used..
She then covered her mouth and laughed then took the whisk to the kitchen sink and began washing it.
"Do you know this is what I have been looking for?" my wife implied with sarcasm, "Did you find this on top of the dining table?"
I nodded while she was wiping the whisk dry with a clean cloth.
She then walked up to me and brisked the whisk from the tip of my skull and allowed it wallop down to my nose.
My gosh this tingly sensation came from nowhere and gently excited me, not in a sex way ha, that I wish, but in a relaxing manner.
I got so addicted in using it, then I began using it on my kids in which they enjoyed it as well. I tell you if you fell so uptight, this thing is great for that minute relaxer.
Just don't leave it on your head and walk around outside, people might think you've just came from rehabilitation or a mental facility.
We got it a pop at 50Php (pesos) or just above 1$.
If you're interested in trying this, just email me or comment me for details and I'll send it to you.
And by the way, I found my whisks, they were in the office. I saw them the next day at work. :)
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